You know when you are standing around chatting with friends, and make a seemingly innocuous comment.
|Ya, I don't like frosting.|
The reactions can be pretty extreme.
Heads explode into all sorts of pretty streamers and confetti.
|But. But. Pjjjkkkkkk!|
Elderly men defend their devastated wives from your vile confessions.
|Stay away from my Edith, you frosting hating she devil!|
People equate what you just said with harming kittens.
In frantic desperation, people begin looking for the exception.
|But what about cream cheese frosting, every one loves cream cheese frosting!|
Now, you are reminded of why you avoid this confession all together.
|Just eat around the frosting, and no one explodes.|
What wins you incredulous looks?