Strega Nona - noooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooooo

Rumble, rumble, rumble.

Hmm, o'lunch thirty.

Not much of either.

*Harp sounds indicating dream sequence*

I will make them both.

Set the timer.

Do, do, do, bubble, bubble, bubble.

Bubble a little higher.

I wonder how my pasta is doing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What a way!

I'm hungry, I missed lunch.  I will have some toast.

What else?

Hmmmm I need to cut up that pineapple...

 
In other news, a bay area women was found dead after consuming large amounts of pineapple in a relatively short amount of time. Investigators do not yet have word on why the woman ate so much pineapple, but they say it was the worst case of Toomuchpineapplexia in 20 years.

 Coming up next Big Name Actress is in trouble with the law again...