You know when you are standing around chatting with friends, and make a seemingly innocuous comment.
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| Ya, I don't like frosting. |
The reactions can be pretty extreme.
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| Napoleon!! |
Heads explode into all sorts of pretty streamers and confetti.
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| But. But. Pjjjkkkkkk! |
Elderly men defend their devastated wives from your vile confessions.
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| Stay away from my Edith, you frosting hating she devil! |
People equate what you just said with harming kittens.
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| Mew. |
In frantic desperation, people begin looking for the exception.
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| But what about cream cheese frosting, every one loves cream cheese frosting! |
Now, you are reminded of why you avoid this confession all together.
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| Just eat around the frosting, and no one explodes. |
What wins you incredulous looks?
I feel similarly exactly the same about other topics...thank you for this post! :)
ReplyDeleteKinda like when I tell people I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Or that I really, really like math. Or that I prefer to claim Michigan when I could claim California.
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